Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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