what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize
