Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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