I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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