I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Do plants get herpes?
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