we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Randomize
