Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Randomize
