i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
