and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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