I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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