doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Randomize
