apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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