thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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