wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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