His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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