remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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