Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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