I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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