Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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