I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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