so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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