the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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