And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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