i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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