This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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