Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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