A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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