: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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