apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
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