Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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