So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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