He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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