the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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