this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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