I seem to have left my pride at pride
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
