real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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