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Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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