No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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