Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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