she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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