i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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