I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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