I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Couch. On fire.
Randomize
