it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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