I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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