I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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