The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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