Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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