ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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