Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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