is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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